The Bitch List
1. Bitches are the premium flirts of the school.
2. Bitches intimidate the hell outta ya.
3. Bitches mistake the Cool ones as Nerds. Uh-huh.
4. Bitches think they're awesome when they're not.
5. Bitches look up to fellow bitches/sluts like Britney Spears and Paris Hilton.
6. Bitches think they know everything. Puh-lease.
7. Bitches flaunt their goods by displaying them (As if they have those).
8. Bitches LOOOVE to manipulate people.
9. Bitches steal your spotlight because they ALWAYS wanna be the center of attention (KSP).
10. Bitches are, in fact, afraid of us. They just hide it impeccably by being - what else? - BITCHES.